I have just seen this, too good not to share

For sometime now, my wife has this ridiculous idea I’m playing too much Bowls. Actually, it came to a head at about 11.30 last night. She suddenly started shouting: ‘Bowls, Bowls, Bowls. All you ever think about is bloody Bowls!’ And I’ll be honest it frightened the life out of me. I mean you don’t expect to meet someone on the Green at that time of night.

~ inspired by the late Ronnie Corbett